Beating the Traffic Ticket

On a street, where the speed is limited to 30mph the police stops a driver.

Cop: "So then. Not only have you been driving too fast, you've been overtaking where it was not allowed. Your lights don't work, your tires all completely worn out. This is surely going to cost you a lot. What's your name?"

Driver: "Schtrathewisizeski Vocgefastilongchinic."

Cop: "Hmmmm ... eh ... well, I'll let you go this time ... but don't do it again."

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